The variance, and the skew—

Wait just a moment!

Here are the haikus that the Math 3160-003 students have permitted me to share.

Probability

Generation of moments

To never forget

Probability:

Never play the lottery.

You'll *probably* lose.

Probability

Man did you get difficult

There goes my B plus

Probability

What is the expected value

of my grade in here?

Roll a standard die,

what's the probability

of coming in first?

Covariances

Two random variables

Both change together

Probability

An event is a subset

Of a sample space

I do not write well

So I study mathematics

must erase a lot.

Events are like the spring

You know they will happen eventually

Pity that event includes allergies

Eight friends meet at night

To pair up they must split up

in eight choose five ways

Pick a hand, any hand

How many are in the deck?

fifty-two choose five.

I like to pull balls

From the colorful ball box

Without replacement

Sure, share my haiku

I will never hide my love

of colored ball box